Dear Amanda

Jun 24, 2022

I suffered from male attention because of the breast scene. Disgusting, says Hollywood starlet Amanda Seyfried.

Dear Amanda, we’re sorry you have to go through the disgusting career of a movie star. I’m sure you’d rather be working as a waitress, hustling 12 hours a day on set, and not even making enough money for basic necessities. Or sitting behind a counter somewhere getting yelled at by customers for some bank or insurance company’s nonsensical rules.

I’m sure you’d rather be working as a waitress, hustling 12 hours a day on set, and not even making enough money for basic necessities.

But don’t lose hope. Maybe you’ll go out of style, blow the money, eventually they won’t even want you in porn anymore, and maybe a career will open up in municipal services where no one will even notice you.

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